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rip #47: 2018/05/24
source song: "DK Rap" by Grant Kirkhope ft. George Andreas and Chris Sutherland from Donkey Kong 64

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So it's finally time to say that we hate μ's
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together if you wanna clap
But if you like Snow halation, you're a piece of monkey crap

HUH!
S H! Snow halation sucks!

I'm the leader of the bunch
I hate Snow halation
I'm finally back to kill Snow halation
It's not too fun to listen to this
I'd rather open wide and drink my piss
It's grating, annoying, and boring too
It's the biggest turd of the Love Live crew!

HUH!
S H! Snow halation sucks!
S H! Snow halation isn't funny!

"It's everyday bro with the Disney Channel flow"
That's the kinda song that makes ya go
"Holy fuckin' fuck! Snow halation's crap"
Just like the anime or the mobile app
If you choose halation, you choose wrong
With that idolshit, it's one bad song

HUH!
S H! Snow halation sucks!

It has no style (op)
It has no grace
T-t-t-th-this song is a fuckin' disgrace
I can't stand when I listen to this shit
Fuck μ's
Inflate a balloon and let it go
Still sure as hell sounds better than Snow

HUH!
S H! Snow halation sucks!
S H! Snow halation isn't funny!

Weebs are back again, and about time too
'Cause this time, I'm in the mood
to kill some weeaboos, with my two bare hands
I'll crush anyone that thinks that μ's is a band
You say that you wanna play that tune
but Snow halation fans beware, 'cause I'm after you!

HUH!
S H! Snow halation sucks!

Finally, the time has come
You have yourself a Coconut Gun
So dust that meme off from your shelf
'Cause if you like Snow halation,
you need to shoot yourself
It can fire a nut with relative ease
Makes shootin' ya seem such a breeze
It may shoot slow but it fires in spurts
Your love of anime is gonna hurt!

HUH!

[THE VOICE INSIDE YOUR HEAD:]
Come on Nozomi, take it to your grave
Ha ha ha
I am The Voice Inside Your Head
If you love anime, you will be dead
Weeaboo shit is such a scourge
unto this earth, so it must be purged

L-L-L-Love Live, iM@S, JJBA,
Oreimo, Pupa, and all anime! Aw yeah!
[Snow halation music starts]
Love Live, iM@S, JJBA,
Oreimo, Pupa, and--what the fuck is this shit?
God fucking damnit.
I swear, you can't upload a single goddamn high quality rip without this fucking idolshit song showing up.
Fuck this. I'm out.

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from Totino's® Presents High Quality Video Game Rips Provided By Hinchy To Be Uploaded By SiIvaGunner (NEW FUNKY MODE​)​: The Platinum Collection - Volume 2 (Featuring Pizza Rolls from the Sonic Series), released March 3, 2019

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